Absurd Memes That Get A Little Crazy

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    Vertebrate - Country toads Take me home
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    Font - Just convinced myself to have a banana instead of a can of Pringles. This is now a fitness page.
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    Font - kitschcowboy Follow [dies in the saw trap bc the little puppet video instructions played only once without subtitles so i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing]
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    World - Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer ME: i have two things to do today MY BRAIN: infinity things to do, got it ME: no, just two MY BRAIN: no point even starting
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    Dog - Me: I am very scared of Backstreet Boys Therapist: Tell me why Me:
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    Font - POLICE Payson Police Department Wed at 3:43 PM D ARIZONA . The Payson Police Department would like to remind the public that wildlife should remain wild. It is illegal to possess, transport, buy, or sell wildlife unless expressly permitted by Arizona Revised Statutes (ARS 17-309). Early this morning officers conducted a traffic stop and,upon approaching the vehicle, discovered a young owl next to the driver. The investigation revealed the owl had just been purchased by the driver at a loc
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    Font - We have two unwritten rules here: 1. 2.
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    Font - Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger WIZARD: demon I have summoned you to instruct me in the carnal arts SUCCUBUS: *hands textbook* turn to page 23 [5 HOURS LATER] SUCCUBUS: and that covers STDs, bringing us to protection. do you still have the ritual banana I gave you? WIZARD: yes #dnd5e 2:59 AM - Sep 17, 2019 Twitter for Android .
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    World - zombies and mummies are the same monster they just come from different socioeconomic backgrounds 1:01 PM 2/7/22 Twitter for iPhone
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    Sleeve - Me: I hate drama Friend: I have screenshots Me: Pour the tea
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    Clothing - Wealth over the years summarized wealth in 2019 prettycooltim wealth in 2021 GMC wealth in 2020 wealth in 2023 1 DMC
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    Outerwear - Time traveller- *kicks a rock* the timeline- Anawan and Obi-kin
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    Bird - FORGET THE FLOWERS, TIMES HAVE CHANGED!
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    Font - mny SE OSE obviousplant obvious plant THE 8 TENETS OF PRAWN GOD 1. Nature is sacred 2. Do no harm 3. Ingest of the BRINE 4. Cleanliness is prawnliness 5.Greed corrupts 7. The number is forbidden 8. Devoutness shall be rewarded with: (1) A RIDE ON THE PRAWN 187 This prawnduct is not real Nothing is real :
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    Product - "How many breakdowns did you have last week?" Me: @futuremindreader
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    Font - Paul Jackson @madebymagnolia So this is how I learned my work calendar wasn't private. Paul, I want to do the product intro to on Friday and on the only good spot for most people you have a blocker called "get a chicken", is that something you could move to join us? 3:01 PM 1/17/23 286K Views 6,171 Likes 496 Retweets 44 Quotes
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    Vertebrate - prokopetz Whether you're writing for a video game or a tabletop game, the secret to effective lore is cow tools. Back in 1982, Gary Larson drew the following panel for the newspaper comic The Far Side: 1962 Cow tools Larson According to Larson, it was simply meant to be a faintly surreal joke about how cows would be bad at making tools; it intends no deeper commentary. However, in the decades since, it's become by far the comic's most asked- about panel. People want to know why cows
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    Product - Ma Satan @s8n 15h snitch Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz 21h A priest who temporarily died reveals he went to Hell and they were playing Rihanna's "Umbrella" as torture. Show this thread 287 15,883 . Ripr Priest Who Temporarily Died Says He Went to Hell and They Play Rihanna's Music to Torture People BY RELEVANT JANUARY 19, 2023 79K Pot T.1.22 ₁3.1M Satan @s8n 14h real question is why is a priest ending up in Hell
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    Organism - Only Hello Kitty may Judge Me.
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    Whiskers - *smells pizza off in the distance somewhere (SCREAMING MOMENTARILY PAUSES, HEAVY BREATHING BEGINS)
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    Organism - Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneOverhere Book friends are the best because you can be all "read this, it will absolutely crush your soul and tear your beating heart into a million little pieces and you will literally never recover from it" and they'll be like omg yaaaasssss
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    Forehead - Slept like a baby last night (periodically waking up screaming in terror and confusion)
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    Automotive design - 15quo ong CA COUNTRYL My Last Bath Bomb
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    Happy - Me eating at my friend's wedding after I told them to breakup 20 times
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    Font - ІН YGIENE ZER sand Hanitizer made with mematic GE GE GE
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    Wood - theRoddick @Original Roddick Finally finished my fireplace. #proud 13:34 1/25/23 42.6K Likes 2,095 Retweets 645 Quotes
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    Jaw - Friend: "what's your favorite flavour of ice cream?" Me: Darth Vader
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    Food - BRING OUT THE BEAST MONSTER TRUHL BOR ENERGY OMEGA3 MAYONNAISE POWER BLAST YOUR LUNCH!
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    Font - CORTHEAD REGION OHIO STRICT NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd child: daddy are you awake dad: son why are you up child: i dreamed somethings under my bed dad: something is under your bed son child: dad: deep underground. miles long actually. a vast dark omnipresent network connected to every single house in the- child: mom are you awake 10:31 PM Jan 25, 2023 6,699 Views 44 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 317 Likes 22
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    Font - wattpadfic its so weird how ur gender supposedly dictates which shapes and textures of fuckening cloth u are permitted to drape over ur flesh prison ghostdorito I like to imagine that a demon who is trapped in their human vessel is saying this twofishies demon: and tbh wtf is up with hair like??? some genders have to have longer strands of dead proteins emitting from their scalps but other genders have to keep their protein strands short??? weird shit possessed person: yes the gender bina

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